A woman had a gynecologist appointment one afternoon, and like a lot of people, she wanted to feel extra fresh before heading out. So right before leaving home, she reached into the bathroom cabinet and gave herself a quick spritz of what she thought was her feminine deodorant spray—just in case.
Everything felt normal… until the exam started.
She got to the clinic, changed, and the nurse helped her into position for the pelvic exam. A few seconds later, the doctor took one look and paused.
Then he smiled and said, “My… aren’t we fancy today!”
Her stomach instantly dropped.
Because in that exact moment, she realized the horrible truth: she hadn’t grabbed her feminine spray at all.
What she had actually used… was her daughter’s glitter hairspray.
So yes—she went to the gynecologist sparkling like a disco ball… and the doctor definitely noticed.
